See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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