He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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