Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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