a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I wish i was in the wii world.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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