somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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