when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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