it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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