Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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