Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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