I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
love makes seman taste better
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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