a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
