I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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