dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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