Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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