Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I will be naked everywhere
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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