If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
she pinky promised me she was 18
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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