im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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