you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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