how can u be prego again
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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