Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize