got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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