Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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