i already hear my dad disowning me
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Panties = found
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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