return my video game
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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