She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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