I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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