I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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