Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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