I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
