after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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