I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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