one two three fourrrrnication!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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