My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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