White coat. Heels.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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