toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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