i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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