Need sex. Gaining weight.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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