her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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