guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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