i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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