i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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