STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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