My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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