so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
