He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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