It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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