Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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