So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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