So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i dont even know how to be here
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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