Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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