Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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