we're blogging at a bar
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
