he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Randomize
